MIA: A Call to Arms

I read today that the Tamil Tigers Liberation Army are about to be routed by the Sri Lankan military. I believe that there's only one way for these insurgents to turn the military situation around: Their fellow traveler MIA must record a baile funk/bhangra/trip-hop/grime club-rocking jam entreating them to continue the struggle. This recording should include references to old-school DJ equipment, and to contemporary developments in avant-garde design and couture. Then EMI or whatever major label she records for could hire a fleet of helicopters to fly over the Sri Lankan government positions, blasting MIAs new song out of giant speakers, like Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now. The government troops will flee in terror. I am sure this will work.