Wolverine versus Dick Cheney

I had this idea for a new X-Men movie, set during "W."'s first term. Dick Cheney declares mutants part of the axis of evil (which would make it more of a quadrilateral, or perhaps a trapezoid). Anyway, Prof. Xavier decides to send one of the X-Men to Cheney's "secure location", to see what's really going on. They pick Wolverine, because of his tracking ability. Using a shrink ray he's just built, Xavier makes Wolverine microscopic. Cyclops takes the place of one of the waiters at the White House correspondents' dinner and sneaks Wolverine into the vice president's fettuccine Alfredo. The idea is that Cheney will unsuspectingly take Wolverine along in his stomach, eventually crapping him out in his lair. Unfortunately, Xavier screws up, and Wolverine reverts to full-size inside Cheney's stomach, while the vice president is on stage with Darrell Hammond and one of the guys from the McLaughlin group. The contents of Cheney's torso explode all over the horrified media nabobs and Bush administration apparatchicks. Glistening with carnage, Wolverine glares at the crowd. "What are you lookin' at, bub?"